Fright Squad (Book 1): Fright Squad by Maxwell Flint

Author:Maxwell, Flint [Maxwell, Flint]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Horror | Monsters | Comedy
Publisher: Dark Void Press
Published: 2018-04-12T04:00:00+00:00

15

Vampire Balls

“Dude!” I shouted, not believing what I was seeing.

“Holy cow,” Maddie wheezed.

Even the she-vamp had stopped in her tracks.

“You shot him in the..in the—” I said.

“Balls,” Maddie finished.

“I wasn’t aiming for—I didn’t mean to…I swear!” Zack said. He then threw the crossbow on the floor. It landed with a clatter and breakdanced its way against the wall.

“No, dude. Good job, I guess?” I said, clapping a hand on Zack’s back. Still, he had a look of utter dread on his face.

Rip started hollering, finally realizing where this stake had landed. His voice climbed up to a falsetto, just like the cartoons and movies made it out to be whenever someone got hit in their manhood.

Now this vamp who’d helped tear the rookie’s head off was on his way to being double-dead. His body writhed and bucked. He collapsed on his knees. I decided now was as good a time as any to finish him off.

I reached down and pulled that stake free from his man-parts and, with a grunt, drove it into his chest cavity, where a dead heart no longer beat.

He grabbed me with his clawed hands. For a moment, I was dangerously close to those long fangs. I threw all my weight against him, the stake drove deeper and his mouth opened, not in an attempt to take a chunk out of my neck, but instead in a scream, one that waned into a whisper.

Rip was gone.

But we weren’t out of the woods yet.

There was the other vamp. She took one look at Rip with that stake driven into his sternum and decided she was overmatched.

She ran up the few steps that led to the elevator, took another look over her shoulder at us, then snarled as her wings burst forth through her flesh with a sickening rip.

Maddie, Zack, and I exchanged a glance, a head nod. We couldn’t let her get away. So we took off after her.

As we advanced, I thought we had her cornered. What was she going to do, press the up button and wait for the elevator’s arrival then expect us not to get on with her? Not to mention the stairs were around the corner and we were close enough to smell the sickening sweet stench of her death on the air.

We had this. We were going to—

The vamp rose up. A hole burst through the ceiling, and a rain of shredded pipes, wood, and God knew what else fell down on us.

That was…unfortunate.

She had decided neither the elevator or the stairs would suit her. Her wings beat the dusty air as she escaped through the hole.

On the level above, I heard a woman scream and a cart overturn. It must’ve been piled high with dishes or clay pots because that’s what it sounded like when its contents hit.

“The stairs!” Maddie was shouting.

Yes, the stairs. We just needed to get close enough to slow the vamp down, all before she hurt someone else.

If Maddie got a clear shot on the monster, we would be good.

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